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button, or smash your computer with a large hammer.
- If you typed the page address in the
Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid
- To check your connection settings, open
case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline.
Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings
should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA)
administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
- Your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically screw everything
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
- Some sites require Windows to suck more
than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows
suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
- If you are trying to reach a secure
site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer
menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select
- Click the Back
button to try another link.
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